On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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