Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
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we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
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Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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