I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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