Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I'm bleeding and have questions
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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