I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
BRING THE BAGELS
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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