If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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