I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
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I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
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Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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