No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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