the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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