Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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