Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
You made out with two different species that night
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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