She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
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Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
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How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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