Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
dude. I can hear the air.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Randomize