We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
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Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
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Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
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