what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Randomize