Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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