I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
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I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
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HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
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