This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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