me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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