is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
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When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
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We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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