Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
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