is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
He passed out mid-signature
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
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