Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i was born a porn star she said
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Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
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I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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