life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
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I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
he's gonorrhea incarnate
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
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Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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