ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
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I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
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I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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