how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
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