she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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