Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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