But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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