Christians are straight up FREAKS
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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