I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
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Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
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The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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