I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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