Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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