he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I just googled if crying burns calories
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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