Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.