While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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