he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
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