just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
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Wipe that smile off your face.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
i came on her dog
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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