This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
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We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
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So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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