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I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
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She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
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This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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