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(913): View more from Kansas

I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.

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(207): View more from Maine

Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.

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(818): View more from California

Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context

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(443): View more from Maryland

And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks

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(618): View more from Illinois

I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.

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(330): View more from Ohio

You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.

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(905): View more from Ontario

I found a hair colour I want in a porn.

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