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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up

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  haha what'd she say

  (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF

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• (760): View more from California

  No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.

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• (718): View more from New York

  He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.

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  I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?

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• (619): View more from California

  while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?

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• (360): View more from Washington

  That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?

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