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• (407): View more from Florida

  Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf

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• (914): View more from New York

  This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.

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  maybe it's her son

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  thats not any better.

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  sounds like you fell off the wagon.

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  fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.

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• (315): View more from New York

  We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.

  (808): View more from Hawaii

  oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY

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