Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
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sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
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No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY