I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
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Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
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Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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