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  (503): View more from Oregon

  hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon

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  all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis

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  (503): hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon (1-503): all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis http://tfl.nu/njb8
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  (239): View more from Florida

  she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols

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  (239): she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols http://tfl.nu/3kt1
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  (480): View more from Arizona

  Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.

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  (480): Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas. http://tfl.nu/ugcx
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  (301): View more from Maryland

  i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day

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  hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine

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  (301): i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day (240): hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine http://tfl.nu/f8k7
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  (985): View more from Louisiana

  Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write

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  (985): Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write http://tfl.nu/1t11
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  (438): View more from Quebec

  that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage

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  (438): that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage http://tfl.nu/1y6d
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  (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.

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  (717): I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian. http://tfl.nu/9yc5
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  (310): View more from California

  Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement

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  oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.

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  (310): Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement (310): oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos. http://tfl.nu/drm3
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  (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.

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  (709): I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards. http://tfl.nu/5dgw
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  (206): View more from Washington

  She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me

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  (206): She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me http://tfl.nu/zp1n
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  (318): View more from Louisiana

  I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.

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  Coming.

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  (318): I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this. (504): Coming. http://tfl.nu/0nn7
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  (209): View more from California

  I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed

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  (209): I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed http://tfl.nu/bw7g
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  (630): View more from Illinois

  What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"

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  (630): What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices" http://tfl.nu/xx6u
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  (505): View more from New Mexico

  It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.

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  (505): It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time. http://tfl.nu/ncii
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  (540): View more from Virginia

  GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!

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  (540): GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES! http://tfl.nu/r84w
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