week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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