Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
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