U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
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i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
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lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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