i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
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