Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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