Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
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She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
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woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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