problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
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He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
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No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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