"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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