I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
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I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
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Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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