Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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