I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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