Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Sacagawea was the original milf.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
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I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
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I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
i think im in europe. pls send help
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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