Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
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For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
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Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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