i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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