Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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