My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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